An Announcement from the President: Bruze Orman


Photo: Danielle Boise

We wrapped up our 2014 Home Season on August 30th with a very exciting and intense Championship Bout (Congrats, Denim Demons!!). For fans, that means some time to get super-excited and re-energized for ARG’s 2015 season, and for many skaters, it’s a chance to rest and prepare to come back even stronger in 2015! Still, despite some time off the track, the work of running the league doesn’t stop in the off season! League members work tirelessly to keep the business running all year long. Often that goes without thanks or visible appreciation, but we continue to do it, for the love of derby. (more…)

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A New Normal: Scout SnipeHer on Psoriatic Arthritis


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My retirement from derby…

I’ve been reluctant to talk more about why I’m retiring from skating with the Atlanta Rollergirls this year. In the light of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, I am starting to realize that while it’s my choice if I don’t want to talk about my health issues, if I don’t then there is no hope of people becoming more educated on the issue. The issue is that I have an auto-immune disease, Psoriatic Arthritis. I’m at a stage that most days I can carry on with my daily life without many people realizing what I’m going through. It’s not a condition that you can really see because it characterized primarily by varying levels of joint pain, inflammation, and damage. So if I’m able to hide the fact that it feels like my hands are in a vise, or I’m just run down from my system working overtime, then it appears as if everything is normal.

The reality though is that my “normal” changed significantly in 2009, and is still continuing to do so. I was diagnosed late 2008/early 2009 and it took almost a year to find a medication that would start working for me and my body to start stabilizing. I’ve experienced everything from the drugs having no impact at all to severe allergic reactions. I have a weekly injection that I now take, Enbrel, that so far is doing a good job of keeping major symptoms at bay and (hopefully) slowing my rate of joint damage. For those that didn’t know me prior to my diagnosis, you’d probably be surprised that one of the biggest impacts I experienced was a noticeable impact to my energy level (yes, I know! If you think I’m a border collie now, trust me, this is a “toned-down” version  ) This also requires me to sleep more than I ever have in the past because I still like to do “all of the things” and it takes me longer to recover.


I’ve never really talked about my PsA because I never wanted it to factor into my derby career and because I’m stubborn as hell. I wasn’t going to let this disease dictate what I could and couldn’t do. But after 4+ years, you could say that things are starting to catch up with me and that my body is wanting a new “normal.” I take longer and longer to recover, and I sometimes have to sleep 12-14 hours a night on the weekend to make up for my output during the week. If I do have a flare up, that too takes a toll, as keeping such a hectic schedule makes it harder for my joints to recover and prolongs the episode. While I have pushed through these past years because of my love for the sport, my body is now telling me it wants to rest, and I know now I need to let it on its own schedule. Because resting while I have a team counting on me means I rest according to the season schedule, or my work schedule, not my body’s schedule! My body and I have come to the agreement though that rest will come after DSDG goes to Champs in November.

I still consider myself one of the lucky ones because while I may have to hang up my skates, I can still bike, hike, CrossFit, and so many other things. Not everyone with my condition is so lucky, and I may be living on borrowed time and not be able to do those things in the future. It’s a day by day thing to see what my body may have in store for me down the line, so I try to make the most of it while I can.

While it saddens me to be retiring, I am so very fortunate that over these couple of years I’ve had the chance to skate with and against so many different skaters, and against some of the best this sport has to offer. For that, I will forever be thankful. Those are memories no one, nor PsA can ever take away from me.

If you’d like to learn more, you can go to or please feel free to ask me. It’s time I started talking about Psoriatic Arthritis more in hopes of helping others understand if they know or come across someone in their life that is struggling with this condition.

And with all that said, watch DSDG in playoffs in Charleston, WV the first weekend in October as we pave our way to Champs! I want to end this season with a bang!!!!!

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August 30, Champs

This competition started long before these teams laced up their skates. Intimidation tactics had started a rivalry in the weeks following playoffs as each team banded together to promote their upcoming championship victory. The Denim Demons hadn’t held the golden skate since 2012, and hadn’t actually defeated the Toxic Shocks since 2010. The Shocks had not lost a game all season, and as reigning champions, were looking to continue their dynasty. 

When the first whistle blew Shocks jammer, Jammunition, waited patiently for her moment, lulling the Demons blockers into a false sense of security, and ran hard up the inside line, gaining lead jammer. Demons jammer, Nora Gretz, followed quickly after, leaving Jammunition time to score only two points before calling it off. The Demons defense were not to be taken so easily the next time, as Ozzie Kamakazi knocked the Shocks jammer out of bounds, and Switchblade Siousxie pulled her back behind the pack to allow their jammer, Afro Dykee, time to gain a solid four points. From the beginning, this game was very physical with a variety of take-outs, take-downs, and soul crushing, un-moveable, defensive walls that both of these teams are widely known for. Both teams’ jammers had to be light on their feet to score anything at all. As they juked and jumped around powerful hits and solid walls, it was obvious all players on the track wanted a piece of that championship golden skate. The half ended Demons – 99, Shocks – 54.

The second half proved even more violent than the first. Shocks blockers Rebel Yellow, Desi Scarnaz, Violent Beauregarde, and Scout SnipeHer, held the Demons jammer back long enough for their jammer, Nutella Ferrero, to score multiple natural grand slams in one jam, but a jam later the Demons answered back with Lez Dispenser, Queen Loseyateefa, and Rosie Derivator drawing a back block on the Shocks jammer, allowing ChokeCherry to gain back those critical points. The score went back and forth several times as each team fought for the chance to call themselves champions once again.

The Shocks took the lead with less than five minutes left due to a botched star pass by the Demons, leaving the Demons without a jammer at all for over half of a jam. This, followed by a jammer penalty, seemed to spell disaster for the Demons, leaving them 10 points behind with only 35 seconds left on the clock. When the whistle blew to start the last jam, the building filled with noise from the ecstatic fans. Both jammers were held for an entire lap before ChokeCherry broke free, and in a whirlwind scored 24 points before the final whistle blast. Demons win 181 – 170.

Demons MVPs

Jammer – ChokeCherry

Blocker – Rosie Derivator

Shocks MVPs

Jammer – Trouble MakeHer

Blocker – Scout SnipeHer


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August 30, Grudge Match

As the Sake Tuyas and Apocalypstix took to the track, the air thickened with competition. The Sakes were looking for a repeat of the season’s opener in which they defeated the Stix 192-126. The Stix were looking for redemption. Not only for the season opener, but their entire season. They had come within points of victory each game, but had lost their footing in the final minutes of every bout. The Stix where hungry for a win to finish their year, and the Sakes were anxious to leave them sitting in fourth place.

Apocalypstix jammer, The Boss, hit the pack hard at the first whistle, and slipped around Sake wrecking balls, Shannanigan and Whoa Nellie to earn lead jammer, but Sake jammer Wheelin’ Jennings was hot on her heals, and matched points with The Boss before the Stix jammer was able to call it. Sake powerhouse, Merchant of Menace, blasted through on the inside line to earn lead jammer in the second jam, leaving Stix jammer, Slams McKenzie, to fight and juke her way out from behind the seemingly never ending positional blocks and recycling hits the Sakes have mastered over the years. Sakes took the lead, but the Stix answered back with a jam which tied the score directly after. The two teams alternated lead several times before the half ended at a close Stix – 77, Sakes – 62.

The Sakes started with a boom in the second half, stealing the lead back again and keeping the Stix at a halt for the first couple jams, but the Stix defense hit back hard, shutting down the Sake jammers long enough for the Stix to regain lead. Even when Stix jammer penalties could have spelled doom for their chance at victory, Stix blockers such as Slamborghini, Axtual Malice, The Ruffian, and Madditude Adjustment worked together to kept the Sake jammers in check, allowing the Stix jammer to come out of the penalty box and score back some points that were lost.

With barely a minute on the clock the Sakes held the lead by a narrow two points. Fans were standing, cheering for their favorite team. “Let’s go Sakes!” was answered with a roaring, “Let’s Go Stix!” The Stix jammer took lead by fighting through on the inside line, and with heavy offensive work from her blockers, was able to gain the four points the Stix desperately needed to take the win. But the game wasn’t over. There were still seconds on the clock, which was all the Sakes needed to steal back the win. Stix jammer, Genie in a Battle, lined up against Merchant of Menace. The outcome of this grudge match weighed heavily on who would become lead jammer. As the whistle blew, Menace was trapped by the Stix blockers long enough, for Genie to take the outside edge, juking two separate attempts by Sake blockers to knock her out, and take lead jammer. Stix win 146 – 144.

Stix MVPs

Jammer – Slams McKenzie

Blocker – Madditude Adjustment

Sake MVPs

Jammer – Wheelin’ Jennings

Blocker – InSINerator


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Get Ready to Yell! ARG Championships are Here!

ARG_AUG30_2014_sliderOur last home bouts of the season are here! This is the last time this year that you can witness the heart-pounding action of our ARG home teams. You know you don’t want to wait ’til next year! Come straight from Dragon Con in your gold Princess Leia bikini, pick a side, and get ready to yell!

The Sake Tuyas take on the Apocalypstix for the 2014 Grudge Match. Both teams fought hard during playoffs in bouts that could have gone either way. They’re bringing even more excitement to the Grudge Match- they’ve got something to prove! The Denim Demons take on the undefeated Toxic Shocks in the Championship bout that will have you at the edge of your seat and cheering! Playoffs were tough for these teams but they came out on top for a reason- they’re ready for anything. Who will take home the trophy?


Photo: Neil Bainton

The Apocalypstix took on the Toxic Shocks at playoffs and had a roller coaster of a ride– closing the Shocks’ lead to just three points late in the game, they just missed their shot at the Championship bout. But they’re back and ready to show the Sake Tuyas what’s what. The Sakes fought tooth and nail against the Demons in playoffs in a bout that went back and forth. Now the Stix and Sakes face each other for the first time since the beginning of the season. The Stix have grown this season- the addition of utility player Slams McKenzie mixed with jammer The Boss and all-star blocker Madditude Adjustment could spell disaster for the Sakes. But the ladies in red have a very special talent– teamwork. With captain Amelia Scareheart‘s leadership, the Merchant of Menace‘s heart and knockout blocking by Woah Nellie, this game is going to get crazy.

Photo: O-Jen Ishii

Photo: O-Jen Ishii

Well, well, well. These two teams meet again. In what seems to be a replay of the 2013 Championship, the Demons and Shocks face off. The road through playoffs was bumpy- both teams fought hard to get here. Led by blocker Queen Loseyateefa, the Demons are ready to take home this trophy. With jamming by Afro Dykee and Choke Cherry, they have a pretty good chance. But if we’ve learned anything about the Toxic Shocks, it’s to never underestimate them. They have some of the best jammers in the business- Jammunition and Jean-Juke Picard are living up to their names, and captain Nattie Longlegs is ready for anything. This is one for the books!

Still don’t have your tickets? Grab them while they last either online or in person at Powerhouse Skates. We can’t wait to see you there!
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Give Self-Doubt the Bird: Nutella Ferrero


Photo: O-Jen Ishii Photography

This season has been my best yet. We have fought some hard teams and I have had some games that I was proud of. Dang proud. I was finally playing at the level that I had hoped was attainable for me. In May, I assessed and made the cut for the Rumble Bs, our B-team. It finally felt like, here in my 3rd season with ARG, all the derby stars were aligning for me. Then June rolled in and I started having extreme hip tightness a couple of days before a bout. By bout day it became almost paralyzing and the worries about performance to make my team proud also washed over me. (more…)

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It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Super Fans!


Sometimes we even get some pretty rad gifts! Check out this tribute to the lovely ChokeCherry from her #1 fan.

All ARG fans are the best! Without them we couldn’t do what we love to do, and we never forget it. Our Super Fans take their support up a notch. Make that several notches! On an Apocalypstix bout day, you can be sure to find a group of guys dressed in pink and black screaming their support from Turn 4. If you’ve been to a Sake Tuyas bout, you can’t miss their biggest fan running, jumping, and occasionally riding a tricycle around in a spandex suit. We thought we’d ask these amazing fans what it takes to call yourself a true Super Fan. And if you’re inspired by their stories, read on to find out how you can become a Super Fan yourself. (more…)

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August 9, Bout 1

What a great opening to the Atlanta Rollergirls’ playoffs! Tensions were high as the number two team, The Denim Demons, and the number three team, The Sake Tuyas, went head-to-head for a chance to play in the championship bout. The Sakes were first to put points on the board after a 0-0 first jam. The Sakes held the Demons for a good three jams, inching forward in score by two or three points each, until the Demons announced their presence with a single game-tying power jam by the slick and hard to trap, Nora Gretz. The Sakes and Demons fought back and forth, with hard hits and strategic star passes ending the first half with a close 72-57 Sake lead.

The second half was just as impressive as the two home teams battled for the chance to taste the sweet victory of championship. The Sakes’ Merchant of Menace scored more than a few natural grand-slams over the Demons, but the Demons fought back with vengeance, and their dominating defense eventually gained control. The Demons took a strong hold of the lead in the last quarter, ending the game with an official final score of Demons – 221, Sakes – 171.

Demon MVPs

Jammer MVP – Nora Gretz

Blocker MVP – Queen Loseyateefa

Sake MVPs

Jammer MVP – Merchant of Menace

Blocker MVP – Amelia Scareheart


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August 9, Bout 2

Game two of the playoffs was an epic battle of last year’s champions and undefeated league juggernaut, the Toxic Shocks, against underdog and crowd favorite, The Apocalypstix. The Shocks hit hard in the first half, taking advantage of Stix jammer penalties, and put up a towering score of 145 to 69 by the end of the first half. 

The Stix were not to be taken so easily though, and with multiple grand-slams by The Boss, The Ruffian, and newcomer, Slams McKenzie, the Stix lit a fire to the Shocks’ tails. Although they never quite took the lead, the Stix kept it close, trailing by less than 10 points for most of the second half. Tensions were high until the last jam, as only one strong power play separated the Stix from the lead, but the Toxic Shocks’ killer defense crushed the underdogs’ hopes at the Championships, ending the game with an official final score of Shocks – 227, Stix – 194.

Shocks MVPs

Jammer MVP – Nutella Ferrero

Blocker MVP – Nattie LongLegs

Stix MVPs

Jammer MVP – Slams McKenzie

Blocker MVP – Totalitiffian


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It’s Playoff Time!

ARG_AUG9_2014_slider The playoffs are finally here! We’re so ready. Are you as ready as we are? Grab those tickets, your friends, and a cooler and join us for the action!

The Denim Demons meet the Sake Tuyas in the first playoff game of our 2014 season! The last time these two teams met, the Demons came away with a commanding lead, but the Sakes have ninja powers up their sleeves. Who will go on to the Championship game on August 30? In the second game, The Toxic Shocks take on the Apocalypstix. The Shocks are undefeated this season, but the Apocalypstix have new blood and a new attitude- they’re in it to win it! (more…)

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