Deathskull, #8

Current Team: Apocalypstix and B-Team
Fave Position to Play: Pivot
2009 Season Goals: i really just want to get better and have fun.  lame i know but it is the truth.

Equipment

Skates: riedell 265
Wheels: answer d-rods
Bearings: bones reds
Pads: pro-tech

Derby Low Down

Years with ARG: 2007
Accolades: i can burp really loud.
Introduction to Derby: violet roshambo joined. i lent her my 9th grade skates for try outs.  i went to my first bout and wanted to skate so badly but i had just had a baby so i thought it wasn’t in the cards. then i went to a few more bouts and realized baby or not i needed to do it. so i did.
What keeps you skating? it is just so damn much fun.
Fave player to face on the track: quad. she always makes me laugh.
Injuries: none yet.  (now knocking on wood.)
Derby Wife: first wife=violet roshambo.   second wife=dark crystal
Derby Heroes:
1.  belle of the brawl.
it took me a month not to get embarrassed when i was around her because i loved her so much.
2. demi gore.
amazing. need i say more?
3. sk8 out a compton.
as amazing off the track as on it.
4. juju b.
get up! get up! get up!
i could go on and on.
Derby Specialty: i love to go really fast.
Bad Habits: apologize when i commit a foul on someone. there is no sorry in derby.
Most Embarassing Derby Moment: the time when i skated straight into matchu beatchu at full speed.
Best Derby Moment: the first time i heard the announcers growling my name during a bout. it still makes me laugh.
Purity Test Score: 95%