Quadratic Abrasion, #4 – “I’d rather be rich than stupid.”

Current Teams: Apocalypstix, Rumble Bs
Previous Teams: Sake Tuyas
Years with ARG: 2008-2011
Positions Played: Pivot, Blocker 1, Power Blocker
Hometown: Copper City, FL
Athletic Background: Prior to derby, Quad was an avid hiker and occasional rock climber. This is her first (and favorite) team sport.

Likes: Math, coffee, & bourbon. In that order.
Dislikes: Whiners & slackers. In that order.
Accolades: 2010 – Most Likely To Argue With A Ref
2010 MVP Award – Rumble Bs vs. Charlotte Rollergirls

Past nominations – 2010 Most Dependable, 2009 Sake MVP, 2009 Most Dependable, 2008 Most Strategic Player, and some others she’s sure she’s forgetting about…

Greatest Derby Moment: “Getting drafted.  How could it not be?  It was the official beginning of this amazing world called roller derby for me.”

Derby Wife: Devil’s Daugther & 18-hour Broad (who both retired the year we were married).  No more wives for Quad…. ;)
Derby Heroes: Quad’s amazing and most awesome hetero life partner: Switchblade Siouxsie.  She’s also perpetually amazed by Bonnie Thunders of Gotham.
Best Song to Skate To: “Black Math” –The White Stripes