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Sissy Splaysek, #’49 – “Don’t mess with Texas.”

Current Team: Denim Demons, Dirty-South Derby Girls
Previous Team: Apocalypstix, Rumble Bs
Years with ARG: 2008-2011
Positions Played: Blocker 1, Blocker 2, Power Blocker, Jammer
Hometown: Kyle, Texas
Athletic background: Sissy grew up playing sports in the world’s most competitive family.

Likes: Whiskey, tequila, salt and lime. Oh, and roller derby.
Dislikes: Meddling, ill-fitting boots and penalties.
Accolades: 2008 Nominated Stix Secret Weapon, 2008 Stix vs Shocks MVP

Greatest Derby Moment: “Playing with DSDG and holding our own against Philly for the first half of the game.”

Derby Wife: Annietime, Anniewhere
Derby Hero: Joy Collision, Charm City
Best Song to Skate To: “Texas (When I Die)”