Agent Maulder, #X13

Current Teams: Dirty South Derby Girls, Sake Tuyas

Hometown: Nashua, New Hampshire

Years with ARG: 2009-2012

Accolades: 2011: Nominated for Most Likely to Argue with A Ref
2011: Stayed in the Top Jammer Stats all season.
The coveted and possibly fictitious “”Louder than Desi Scarnez Award”

Favorite Position: defensive blocker / jammer

Signature Move: Staying upright.

Proudest Derby Moment: 02/26/2011: Sakes break a three year losing streak in the first game of the season by defeating the Demons.

Favorite Derby Fan: Anyone from Iceland.

Pre-bout ritual: Eating lots of chicken and impulse buying snacks from Whole Foods. Post bout ritual: Whiskey.

Derby Hero: Roxy Rockett (Carolina Rollergirls)

Best thing about being an Atlanta Rollergirl: It’s like being in group therapy with 70 people. You can see everyone’s hangups, insecurities, brilliance, failures and triumphs just flapping in the breeze and they see yours. The best part of all of this being that instead of talking about stuff you get to just beat the crap out of each other.