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Ruby Chaos, #AK-47 – “Chaotic Neutral: Because predictability is a weakness.”

Current Team: Sake Tuyas
Years with ARG: 2010 Mid-season – 2011
Positions Played: Blocker 2, Power Blocker
Hometown: Atlanta, GA
Athletic Background: Ruby played soccer for 14 years and was a swimmer for 5 years. Other athletic activities past and present: weightlifting, jiu-jitsu, muay thai, mountain biking, snowboarding, mosh pits, running.

Likes: Things that are awesome. An example is punk rock. And ROLLER DERBY!!!
Dislikes: Things that are not awesome. An example is chick flicks. And decaffeinated coffee (EGAD, MAN! WHAT’S THE POINT!?!?!?)
Accolades: If there were a “Hummingbird on Crack” award, Ruby would be a front runner.

Greatest Derby Moment: “I hit Queen Looseyateefa once and did not die.”

Derby Wife: Lez Dispenser
Derby Hero: Wheelin’ Jennings
Best Song to Skate to: “Wanna Be Startin’ Something” –Michael Jackson