Darth Skidious, “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die tomorrow.”

Current Team: Team Zebra
Years with ARG: 2011
Hometown: Stone Mountain, GA
Athletic Background: Skid was a gymnast in high school.

Likes: Skating, whiskey, stripes, beer, the Dark Side, maniacal laughter, over-the-top scenarios, zombies, skating, geeky things and people, conventions, FTO, kittens and puppies, reading books, quoting movies, skating, the doctor, hip-hop, nachos, punk rock, light sabers, oh yeah and skating.
Dislikes: Loud eaters, glasses with no lenses, last call, bad drivers, talkers and seat kickers in theaters, repetative noises, squeeky wheels, repeating myself, animal abusers, extreme arrogance, flakes, simple minded bigots, the color yellow.
Accolades: Skid gets accolades for being awesome on the regular.

Greatest Derby Moment: “My greatest derby moment was when I finally nailed a skating skill that I’d been working on for months. Literally, months; about seven of them.  I’m all, “Look what I can do! Hey guys! Check it out!” It was glorious and all of my friends in the league were so proud and happy for me. It reminds me that anything is possible if you just keep working hard for it. It sounds trite, but its sooo true. Derby has helped me realize that I am capable of anything!”

Derby Wife: Skid is still looking for that special lady.
Derby Hero: Lez Dispenser
Best Song to Skate to: Anything ’80s!