Desi Scarnaz, #90mi – “I’m kind of mean… and probably don’t like you.”

Current Team: Toxic Shocks, Rumble Bs
Previous Team: Sake Tuyas
Years with ARG: Mid-season 2009- 2011 Positions Played: Pivot, Blocker 2, Power Blocker, Jammer
Hometown: Marietta, GA
Athletic background: Desi’s been on skates as long as she can remember. She also rode horses for almost 20 years.

Likes: Cheese, redheads, sarcasm, horror movies, monkeys, and being mean.
Dislikes: People in general, children, and cilantro.
Accolades: 2009 Sake Tuyas Shining Asshole award
2010 Stinkiest Pads award
2010 Toxic Shocks Undercover Lesbian award
2010 Toxic Shocks Most Likely to Date a Redhead award

Greatest Derby Moment: “My very first team practice after being drafted, my captain threw a jammer panty at me and said I’d be jamming. I was so excited. I don’t think I’ll ever forget that day.”