Hometown: Naughtyville, population ME
Specialty: Jedi Mind Tricks
Weapons of Choice: My voluptuous brain
Motto: "E Pluribus Naughty"
How did you decide on your derby name? The ghost of Bill Hicks whispered it in my ear.
Derby Team(s): Toxic Shocks!
Position(s) played: I’ll get back to you on that one.
Accolades: Best Sneaky Smirk
Introduction to roller derby? MySpace. Need I say more?
Derby heros: All the old school ladies who did it first, and those who are working so hard to bring it back.
Do you have a derby wife? Who?: I’m not the wifey type.
Interests outside of roller derby: local shows, competitive beer drinking, sleeping, and collecting animals
Best song to skate to: Samantha Fox--Naughty Girls Need Love Too
The skate key to your heart? strawberry cheesecake ice cream, lip gloss, karaoke, guitar hero, and hoodies
Celebrity Resemblance: Gary Coleman
Celebrity Most Likely to Make Out With: Gary Coleman
Guilty Pleasures: Gary Coleman
Makes Me Happy: Gary Coleman
Makes Me Sad: Webster
Gets Me Hot: Gary Coleman
I Can’t Live Without: Gary Coleman

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