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Blackie Braless, #71
Hometown: I reside in the dark recess of a completely disturbed mind.
Story behind derby name?: Ever heard of a band called W.A.S.P.?
Teams: Let's just say I've been in Shock therapy most of my life.
Positions: Looking down on you, one skate poised delicately over your throat.
Accolades: Won Miss Congeniality at the Bellevue Psych Ward (ran unopposed), outlived her twin sister.
Intro to derby: Like everything else in my life...it was a hand me down from my twin sister, Dolly Dagger. Rest in pieces, big sis.
Heroes: Sam the butcher, Sweeney Todd, Blackie Lawless, Lorraine in Blood (she knows).
Interests outside derby: Making out in dark corners, saw blades, bloodletting, frontal-lobe castrations, teeth filing...and then after breakfast...
Skate song: It's hard to hear anything over these saws...
Skate key to my heart: Stihl products, Dexter, At the Drive In, Christian Bale/Cillian Murphy sandwiches, ice cold jager shots on your tab.
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