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Machu Beatchu , #42

Hometown: Mesoamerica

How did you decide on your name? With my love of human sacrifice, it was a natural fit

Weapons of Choice: Cannibalism, burning, beheading and burying alive

Motto: "Mmmm, tastes like people"

Derby Team(s): 2005 Apocalypstix, 2006, 2007 & 2008 Toxic Shocks

Position(s) played: Blocker

Derby heros: Sheriff Shutyerpaio of AZRD

Do you have a derby wife? Who?: No, she only got in my way.

Interests outside of roller derby: Live music, tattoos & my derby widower

The skate key to your heart?: Blood & Whiskey

Bands: Tool, Muse, Ours, Tom Waits, Queens of the Stoneage, Mars Volta.

Books: Dress Your Family in Denim and Corduroy by David Sedaris, Fierce Invalid Home From Hot Climates by Tom Robbins.

Celebrity Most Like to Make Out With: Gael Garcia Bernal from Motorcyle Diaries & Y Tu Mama Tambien.

Tattoos: Yes

Hobbies: Sacrificing my enemies to appease the Gods.

I Can’t Live Without: Curry, music, passport, and Netflix.

Guilty Pleasure: Slapstick comedies, anything covered in chocolate and things I can’t afford.

Fave Cartoon/Characters: Brak

Drink of Choice: Jameson's

Which ATL Rollergirl do you think is most likely to...

Start a brawl? Queen Loseyateefa

Makeout with the band at intermission? Elle Beaux.

Draw blood? Notorious RIP

First to arrive at after-bout party? AT Hellion

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