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The Notorious R.I.P.,
#9mm
Specialty: Throwing 'bows
& embarrassing hos.
Weapons of Choice: An A+
in Biochemistry and a rusty gat.
Motto: "Armaghetto is coming"
Movies: 12 Monkeys, Shaft
(1971)
Bands: Dr. Octagon, Anthrax
Books: The Hot Zone, P3
Manual, and The Plague.
Celebrity Resemblance: Typhoid
Mary.
Tattoos: A government barcode
from my quarantine days.
Celebrity Most likely to make out
with: The Ebola Virus.
Dislikes: Large scale vaccination
& inoculation programs
Guilty pleasures: Not washing
my hands after using the bathroom. Sneezing & coughing without
covering my mouth. Spreading rumors of pandemics to kindergartners.
Hobbies: Riding dirty on
85 & germ warfare.
I Can't Live Without: Tampons,
midol, hot sauce, mayonnaise & my Rollerhate.
Good Luck Charms: Rhesus
monkey named “Outbreak”
Drink of Choice: Agar milkshakes.
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